Re: Mizu - székely feldolgozás :D

After dying a grisly death in a fire fight, Osama

made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was

greeted by George Washington. "How dare you

attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled

Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted

to end the American's liberty, so they gave you

death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.

James Madison came next and said, "This is why I

allowed the government to provide for the common

defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked

Osama's knees.

Osama was subject to similar beatings from John

Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other people who

had the same love for liberty and America. As he

writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him

back toward the gate where he was to be judged.

As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot

destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was

promised!"

An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72

Virginians waiting for you. What did you think

I said?"