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BULL MARKET- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING- The art of buying low and selling lower.

BROKER- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR- Your ...

MARKET CORRECTION-The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT- an archaic word no longer in use.

STOCK SPLIT -When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.